Famous Pickup Lines for Meeting Girls
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An opener is basically the first line you say when approaching a girl you have never met before intending to start a romantic relationship with.
These are not hilarious cheesy pickup lines like some of the below:
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
More so intricate 'routines' or 'canned stores' to open up a conversation with someone you have never met before. Here are a few of the most famous ones from this underground community:
Opinion Openers
From all the dating material that has come out lately, Opinion Openers have been the most widely used and best accepted openers. Here are some examples:
Fighting Girl Opener
Guy: Oh my God. Did you guys see the girl fight outside?
Girls: [Cut them off before they speak.]
Guy: They were fighting over this guy. I talked to him afterward. His name was Glen, That's a deal-breaker name. Glen. So they were pulling each other's hair and one of the girls' boobs pops out, Normally I'm all for seeing a ripe one, but this was a "saggy-baggy booby"... you know, from National Geographic.
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Who Lies More
Guy: hey I need a quick opinion before I get back to my friends. Who do you think lies more, men or women?
Girl:...
Guy: who do you think lies better
Girl:...
Guy: Well I think that women teach men to lie. Like if you were to ask me if you were beautiful of course I would HAVE to say yes. [give a smile and laugh a little] haha I'm just kidding, your beautiful, but you know what? Beauty is very common. What's rare is good energy, a good outlook, and a good personality. So tell me 3 things that you have besides looks that would make it worth my while to get to know you.
Horse Girl Opener
Guy: "Hey do you like horses?"
Girl: "HUH? ummm yea i guess."
Guy: "Hmm, I thought so. OK check this out, when I was in the 6th grade, there was this girl who loved horses. She used to run around the playground for an hour straight at lunchtime. She'd be galloping and making horse noises. We used to call her the weird horse girl."
Girl: "Yeah, so?"
Guy: "well...you look JUST LIKE HER!"
Brad P
Direct Openers
Direct openers are the ballsy openers. They require lots of confidence and do have a large percentage of blowing out or not working on the spot. Some people think this is a good thing however.
Examples:
Hey, you're cute, what's your name?
I saw you from across the room and just had to come over and say high, because if I didn't, I would be kicking myself for the rest of the day.
Hey, I know this may sound a little forward, but you are absolutely stunning. I noticed you from over there and had to come and say high, because if I didn't, I'd seriously regret it tomorrow.
The morality around using these lines - especially the canned opinion openers - is debatable. What is not debatable is whether or not they work. They have been extensively tested by hundreds if not thousands of guys.
Guys, would you try something like this? Girls how would you respond?
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